Posted by
JustThinin on Saturday, December 19, 2009 3:33:37 PM
Tragic news today from just outside of the convention site in Copenhagen,
two once pillars of our global society were found dead, in a snow bank. The two were
identified as Pure Science (age unknown) and Objective Journalism (age
unknown), a cause of death has not yet been released. It is expected
that a full inquiry will be undertaken. Although rumors abound, as to
what might have happened to this once respected pair, as of yet, we only
have questions. Was it a suicide pact, a murder suicide or could these
two have been murdered by person or persons yet unknown!
Few facts are available about the activities of these two over the
past few years. Once very prominent players on the world scene,
Objective Journalism, once even more famous than Oprah and one, who had
been accredited with helping start the one name persona, became known only
as JOURNALISM.
An old and once trusted friend of Journalism's,
"Broadcast Media" was contacted and a representative provided this
reply; " O.J. (Objective Journalism) was once the thing, but time
pasted by. O.J. just didn't get it. You need to be able to change with the times and O.J.
just couldn't ...always needed time to do things, like research and fact check
and all that. But in today's world we need the info NOW...not time for
the Old School things anymore. News is a sound byte.. It has to go out
right now, beat the other network..beat the blogs..and for god shake
beat those damn papers. If we get it wrong, we can put out a
correction... later. But the people today need and demand it..right now, 24/7 . Its all about..who
broke the story....that everyone remembers.. not ...who was completely right.! No members of Objective Journalism's extended family, which includes such well known figures as.. "Scientific".."Tabloid" and "Investigative" Journalism, could be contacted for comment.
The other victim, Pure Science, had always been the cornerstone of the Science family.
Pure Science had stood side by side with such greats as Galileo, Newton and Einstein,due to the work ethics of Pure Science the theory's of these great men have withstood the ages and have been used as a baseline for so many brilliant and amazing discovery's. Pure Science's departure from the Center of the science family in the last few years seemed to seemed to coincide with the arrival of a trio of distance family members "Political" .."Environmental" and the now most popular ...."Junk" Science.
It has been confirmed that both Objective Journalism and Pure Science had been denied entry into COP15. As of the time of this posting. it has also been confirmed that Scientific Journalism and Junk Science have been asked to come in and answer a few questions as they are now believed to have last seen the two ALIVE !
MORE TO FOLLOW!